Einstein\:
Aristotle, the Greek philosopher, I presume? A true naturalist\!
Newton\:
A charlatan, that\u2019s what he is. The armchair scholars believed his fairy-tales instead of checking them in experiments. He even had the cheek to declare that heavy bodies fall faster than light ones.
Aristotle\:
Of course they do, any child knows that. Greater causes have greater effects. And who are you, you dwarf, who dares deny the obvious?